• Ha Ha

    Red Lobster Goes Broke Over Shrimp. Or Did It?

    The endless shrimp did in Red Lobster! A lesson in the consequences of overconsumption and capitalism? It’s fishy, for sure. One Bloomberg writer imagines the CEO at a meeting discussing a conspiracy to flood the market with cheap crustaceans:

    Then he gets up from the table and shrimp fall out of his pockets and he walks out of the boardroom trailing shrimp everywhere, this is what corporate finance is all about.
    Tuesday May 21, 2024